Fragment from the waitress life...

Good morining Sir would you like any coffee or tea? Toast? Would you like anything cooked?

Every morining with these words I start my work!!! PATHETIC!!!!

For goodness sake....I am a teacher!!! At least created to work with kids!!!

But I know that in life everything won't go perfectly so its probably my time to learn be more polite and more gentle...;) of course improve my English language skills...Aye pal...:DDD And I do agree that even in the crapy time I need to see the positive things in my work even I do not adore it. So I decided to share some weird moments from my work!!! but definetly you who read this should turn on your precious fantasy!!!;)

Situation 1:

I am taking cooked breakfast to the table. Two nicly curved women are sitting there. I smile and try to put the breakfast on the table but suddenly the plate bump to the breasts of the woman and slides on a table perfectly!!! here is your breakfast Madam ;)))(all three of us giggle):)

Situation 2:

Lunch time: After desert I come to the table and ask if customers wants to order coffee or tea?
And woman goes: I want black decaf coffee in a small cup and glass of water!
Me: Would you like espresso then? or Americano?
Woman: Dont you hear, YES!
Me: Ok Thank you!!!
I put the order through the till and went to barman.
Barman: Hey, we do not make decaf espresso! who drinks decaf espresso?
OThers: WEirdos!!!!:)

Situation 3:

Breakfast is cooked. I am taking food to customer. Placing on the table and asking -Would you like any sauce with your breakfast?
-No.-Customer answers.
Then I go.
-Enjoy.
Customer: You toooo...:))))

Just the one day of my waitress life...:)

But Probablly, the most weirdish part of my job is understanding Scotish language...Rarely but it happened at least once when I had no clue what people were telling me so I listen carefully to the sounds and go repaet the sounds I heard to my collegues. In the end of the day everything is SORTED!!!:)))

More and More stories to come...Just need to sort in my head!!!:))


With heaps of love

Vovere

P.S. By the way I love Varlius so much and especially I love his weirdness!!! One day he decides that Fat milk is not Fat at all so from now he mix Fat milk with double cream!!!!!Yahooo...:DDDD Mieliau ir but negali...:)))



In Joyful mood I say see ya!!